Don’t show your memory card to kids! They will know everything!

Warning: Filled with sarcasm and dark humor.

I was 11 years old and I'm in my 6th grade.

I have known what the word 'sex' means but I didn't know what's the "practical experience" it possess. I thought it was a cuss word.

You know? Like the word "f@*k".

I asked my father once, and he got angry (cause I was in 4th grade and I didn't know better and asked him what it meant when we're eating lunch).

Until some random acquaintance of my parents got to our house, in her hand was a memory card containing a lot of files. She thought that by getting her husband's memory card—his phone broke into pieces—she could have an evidence for her husband's affair.

She and my father talked, then the memory card was given to me. I was tasked to search for every nook and cranny for the so-called "evidence", which I doubted but still proceeded.

Then they left to do some business and the only people who were left in the house were me and my brother.

So far, nothing was noted as an evidence.

Oh! A movie!

I saw a file folder for movies and clicked. For reference I was using a classic nokia 6300 at that time, it was a second-hand phone.

I clicked on the first one, titled— IRON MAN THE MOVIE

I had already watched that movie but it's still nice to watch it again right?

But that's weird! Where's Iron man?

I got impatient and tried watching the other video files left in the folder.

There's also a movie called—SNOW WHITE.

And I was brought to a world I didn't know it existed.

It really fits the phrase "curiosity kills the cat".

Cause I damn watched everything with my pale face and hands trembling, retching and hiding behind a bush in our backyard.

At that time, I was glad I didn't handed the memory card to my younger brother.

I also realized what the word "reproductive organ" really meant.

And found another part of my body that was already existing but just found out where it's actually located.

And one more thing!

I realized babies don't come out of the pee hole!

That was the most mind blowing thing I ever discovered.

Few hours after that, she came back and asked about the evidence. I told her there was none because it was filled with something else that any 'married' adults could have, so she went home.

I was green-minded(dirty minded) for weeks.

But what also changed?

I found my parent's file folder for porns because of this new acquired skill of digging up dirty shits.

Oh! And those circle-shaped strawberry flavored candies my mom was hiding in their clothes' drawer, I was resentful at that time thinking why she had to hide those candies from us—later realized it wasn't candies. Wait.. is that why mom hates strawberry flavor??

I've dug deeper and deeper into this abyss and kept swallowing me to the core, unable to pull back. I'm at the point where I could see some of de Sade's works. HEH.

What I learned???

I learned to delete my search history record and other history related things on my acc and phone (cause all the dirty shits you've done is clearly recorded there) to erase the fact that my innocence was once tainted.

Please also do that, my uncle once wanted to know on how to (illegally)download music, so I taught him how.

And he didn't deleted his search history, so I saw what he had been searching and downloading.

Please clean up your trails. It burns the eyes of a child, holy water couldn't cure it.

What could you possibly learn in knowing early what porn is except for the "applying the theory into practice"??

Red flags! It's that I've learned how to avoid the early signs of molestation and rape, even child grooming—which I didn't know it was called, at that time. I've unconsciously saved myself from those impending misfortunes.

That's why my grown ass is a virgin and I'm proud of it!

Also, lesson I got for this experience?

Beware of movie titles.