If You Should Be So Bold.

Greetings,

Welcome One and All to LENNY LAND.

Where adventure waits round every corner.

Caution: For entertainment purposes only. Extreme realism is what sets us apart. You will be fully immersed as you proceed on your path. Much like age old, “Choose your own adventure” stories, How you perceive, engage, interact, and react to LENNY LAND will determine the overall experience.

We ask that all visitors remain calm. Should you wish to terminate your experience prior to being formally bid farewell. Please, move to the far left field. Once there, assume a seated position. (criss cross apple sauce) with your head and eyes down to the floor. Wait quietly. An Usher will be along to remove you.

Research tells us, for optimal enjoyment, you should be logical. Be honest. Pay close attention and be prepared for anything.

Do try to enjoy this experience. You will never have another like it!