THE square baked good

Brownies, THE square baked good of the baking world. They are only second to one thing, which is THE circular baked good of the baking world. I know this as I am an expert, not just self-proclaimed at that.

Brownies are the delicious, typically, chocolaty baked good. They are described as a ‘square of rich chocolate cake’ however I assure you that they are much more than just that. They are happiness in a square, childhood in a pan. The end of most of the worlds problems for as long as they’re still around to be eaten.

As for your questions…

Do brownies exist?

Obviously, otherwise why would you be able to google them?

Are they tangible?

Most certainly, I myself have come across them multiple times before in tangible form.

Can I quantify them?

No, they are far to many and great for even I to do so. Probably less than cookies though.

Why am I not eating one?

I don’t know. And I am horrifically sad now that I am not. So I shall sit here, at who knows what time at night, laying awake and wishing for brownies.