A connoisseur

On Sesame Street there is a little known monster who lives in a house on the edge of the street. He works very hard but is never really seen in the spotlight. Due to his wishes, I will not be using his name.

He is possibly one of the most important monsters working behind the scenes on Sesame Street. His job? Juice connoisseur. He maintains the ~perfect~ juice standard that Sesame Street has for its monsters and visitors.

There are many other monsters like him, connoisseurs if others foods and drinks. Yet he is by far the most important one, as juice is one of Sesame Street’s largest imports.

He tests for quality, the ratios of sweet to tangy, how well the juice dilutes, it’s sipping capacity, and everything in-between and beyond. He even maintains the dunking quality of Cookie Monsters milk for his cookies after the Milk Connoisseur retired.

He is truly one of the most important behind the scenes members of Sesame Street. After all, without the high quality juice all the younger monsters would get cranky. So it could be said that he is responsible for the good mood that the monsters of Sesame Street are known for.