Overachiever

I'm not going to write about just any five things - I'm going to write about the five best things in my life. If it seems like a flex, that's because it is intended as such.

1. I am in America - generally meritocratic, resource-rich, and perfectly protected from invasion by a foreign power.

2. My Childhood - I was born into a functional, stable nuclear family and grew up in a peaceful, low-stress environment.

3. I was born without any crippling genetic defects, and did not experience any life-altering injuries growing up.

4. Health - I have no chronic pain, take no medications, have no addictions, have experienced no deterioration of function to my mind or my senses, and enjoy going to the gym regularly.

5. Wealth - I am debt-free, slowly accumulating money to afford a house, and make a comfortable salary.