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Random Topics: insultingly inferior poser edition no. 55
Here we are again, compelled by all the indomitable mimicry-impetus of a chameleonic lifeform in a particularly startled pupal stage of development, to borrow from the stylish ideas of our overmind; the greateptional, estimabulous and masterific @batmaninwuhan.... Shamelessly and with great audacity we doth borrow the ideas of his unparalleled genius to create this squalidly putrid set of imposter randoms. If you do choose to partake in this paltry imitation (have you no shame?!?) your instructions are as follows: pick one, some, all or none of the presented topics (and do whatever you wish with them, if it doesn't go without saying).......: 1) "bull's pizzle" and other Shakespearean insults, appropriately applied in the modern day workplace. 2) cannibalistic hamsters. 3) the contents of Geoffrey Chaucer's pockets. 4) carefully laid plans for the rehabilitation of your tunica albuginea injury. 5) problematic interpretations of anarchistic doctrines as applied to the average spider monkey parade. 6) thylacines vs euplerids. 7) a wee bit of excruciating migraine. 8) the tertiary anomaly of the Bermuda quadrangle. 9) reading material, and other highly educated fabrics. 10) acrostic alliteration 11) the quest to discover the question. -----~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--------------------~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well that's that. Have it it!! Or don't. Up to you.--------( Ful wys is he that kan hymselven knowe!!!)
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Dreamscape
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You, there. Help. Pull these thorns from my feet.

What? No. Don't be ridiculous. It's your turn. Quit whining. It's a rite of passage. Why? Because you're an idiot. A dense, adolescent, ignorant little fool.

I've been in this wood for near a century now. My bones ache, but at least I know how to treat them.

What? I don't know why you have to go. No, I'm not telling you why I did either. You don't need my bundle of confusion, you've got plenty of your own. Excuse? You're not confused? HA. Just wait until you hit your thirteenth year by the twisted river. You'll stare into the bubbling foam until you forget the purpose of your birth. Your own mother's face will melt into the void and you won't know whether to hold onto the image of her weeping face or let her tears melt within the rocks.

Cleansers never tell you that part. They know better. Go on, now. You'll know what you're looking for when you find it. Hurry, it flashes for a moment only.