To Christian,

BRAVO. You have finally won the hearts of my mother and father. I understand that as the Judge and JURY for my sister's case, they must be correct in their opinion, but I cannot AGREE. No matter their thoughts, the OPPOSITE is true. From when my sister had BROUGHT you to the house, I have had no PEACE. I was suspicious enough when you wouldn't look at my sister, but only at me, but I caught WIND that you think my dear Elle was GARBAGE, and that is an INSULT to my family and me. I also know you were not at the BEACH as you said. You were not even OUTSIDE, were you? I will permit you to RUN away like an animal with an INSTINCT of a DROUGHT, but if you stay, I will FIGHT you. This is not a GAME. I thought my parents would end it all when they saw you KISSING under the TREE, but you stood their TEST with ELEGANT words, and now you must stand mine.

Your friend and loving sister-in-law,

Naomi Donner