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If a woodchuck could indeed chuck wood it would indeed chuck it to its hearts content. However, if a woodchuck chucking wood would chuck wood then I'm convinced it would chuck wood in its woodchuck way. This is not to say that a woodchuck could or would chuck wood or indeed it may not chuck wood as the mood took it. But, if I could chuck wood as a woodchuck chucks wood I would chuck wood if I could! Historically woodchucks may indeed have chucked wood but I have yet to witness the wood that the woodchuck chucked if indeed the woodchuck chucked wood in the first place.