Challenge
Humor
Write the most hilarious, funniest, insanely laughable story possible. No minimum word count, no further rules.
This little light of mine, I´m gonna let it shine...
When an uninvited stranger with a long beard and a large sack walks in on your Christmas celebration
You eagerly welcome him to join in on your vacation
As you pour him a glass of milk and offer him cookies
He only smiles and removes from his sack eight goodies
But though you expect ¨Ho, ho, ho!¨
He chuckles ¨I´m ready to party for seven nights straight, you know!¨
And just as he hands you a warm plate of knish
A sudden realization hits that he is Jewish!
He sets the menorah upon the mantle
And beckons you to light each and every candle
Then with a smile you take his hand to join you in time
To sing "This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine..."
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