Challenge
Random topics: holidayS edition.
dear Theprosedotcomnicks! it is a weird time to pop your head from under the rock. and whatever you do, it's more than likely a mistake. but you have a choice now, to put to right all those wrongs! Or you could do the rendii. up to you.
choose all, some, a few, one, or none of the following topics.
the topics are : 1) Joe Pesci learns about Christmas at the Monsanto cloning facility.
2) i really hate when___ 3) the big van Gough conspiracy. 4)when Jaffar was learning to read. 5) zippers that go three ways.
6) the contents of the pockets of Georges-Louis Leclerc (the cont de Buffon)
7)shplotzery in the holidays.
8) understanding Corsica in the age of uncertainty.
9) archipelago mapping for begginers.
10) punchcard machines in the north pole.
11) darkned glass slabs
12) ribbons on men's pants and troubling trends in pitchfork designs.
13) an unitemized list of building materials.
14) packets or packquettes, baggets and bagguettes.
15) the birdfeader soars again
16) one here amongst us doesn't know his 'besides' and 'beside's.
17) the rock-hard certainty of auxiliary media rooms.
18) an abridged history of the Lilliputian nation.
19) you're only as young as your eel.
20) hard truths in the Ponderosa.
21) the gentle, caresses of the scouring pad.
22) Sebastian's favorite sandwich.
I once knew a zipper that went three ways.
They were a real blast at parties.
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