Deviants & Red, Horned Dragons
Deviants & Red, Horned Dragons
Humorous Minimalism & Flashy Fiction © Andrè M. Pietroschek, all rights reserved
It was the age of fairy tales in the wonderful kingdom of Deviancy RT. Long Centuries of joyful productivity and happiness were only rarely disrupted by the craven deeds of the Wicked. Yet it had come to such once more.
Two evil advisers had convinced the beloved king, to accept a 'political-marriage' between the virgin and the knightly Horned Dragon. The nobles of Deviancy RT, just as vassals and commoners, found nothing wrong in a sign of trust. Though alas they were wrong.
Evil had arranged for a virgin which would be all but harmless. Necessarily, as the enormous costs and efforts to keep any evil teen a virgin for years was nearly indescribable. And knowing of the compulsive do-goodhearted attitude of Deviancy RT, Evil could connive its scheme.
So it came to be that the heroic Horned Dragon of Deviancy RT, a most unique specimen of his kind, was lured into a sinister trap spun forth by his fiancee the Evil Virgin. Long had the fiendishly Frigid schemed herself to thwart the plans of the Evil which had dared to force her into nunnery.
And when she had found the old Grimoire she had discovered a way! She would sacrifice the most powerful good soul in all the land to bargain with a Demon Prince. She planned to sacrifice the honored Red Horned Dragon indeed.
Deviancy RT had long lived in peace. And still, in this fierce crisis, the people of the realm did not falter. On the contrary, the best heroes and heroines of the Land arose to rescue the good, loyalist Dragon from the bewitching Virgin.
And so an epic journey began and a mighty quest awaited the heroic souls of Deviancy RT. Many challenges had to be overcome, plenty of grisly monsters had to be neutralized...
… finally, the four greatest heroes and heroines of the Land found the evil Virgin and interrupted her Satanic Ritual. Freed from the wicked magic the Horned Dragon himself delivered the false fiancee into the prison she deserved, the dragon's stomach!
The Land pacified he decided to marry a Horned She-Dragon and waited long hours until the first eggs began to crack and the future of Dragonkind was secured for Deviancy RT. And they lived happily ever after, until this author is merely another fantasist and a liar! ;-)
THE END..? Rhetorical Question.