90s Joke I Just Remembered In My Final Moments....

Buried alive in the coffin, my life flashed before my eyes. I thought about all the things I wouldn't get to do now, like entering that challenge on Prose. Being stuck in here did remind me of a funny joke from my childhood in the 90s. I think I had read it in the "Boy's Life" magazine during my Scouting days. Hmmmm.... I had no idea who the kid was that submitted the joke, and I wasn't thinking straight with my air running out, but why not? I'll tell the joke to the best of my memory....

So Dracula was pushing his coffin up a road when it came loose and slid down. He chased it desperately but could not catch it. As the coffin sped further out of reach, he passed a pharmacy and took the chance that they might be able to assist. So Dracula ran in and called out to the pharmacist "Excuse me, do you have anything that can help me stop my coffin!"

Well, the joke wasn't quite written like that when I read it back in the day, but I chuckled all the same. Decent final memory to hold onto, and who knows? Maybe someone else will think about this dumb joke in their final moments too. Maybe I could even come back as a vampire and chase this coffin I'm trapped in down a street.... or maybe the lack of oxygen is just messing with my head....