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When the aliens invaded, I knew I was needed. People mocked me for this power and said I was useless. But I'll show them.

Their leader was staying in the Whitehouse in North America. I took a business flight to D.C. and requested a conference with the Leader.

"You really think you can stop us?" The Leader laughed. "Once we destroy Earth, space will finally be saved. We might even be able to relocate all organisms of Earth to safer planets-"

"Silence fiend!" I shouted and removed my oversized jacket. "I- T.V. Man, will stop you!"

I grabbed the remote and turned on the television attached to my stomach.

"What are you- what is that?" They pointed to the screen.

I smirked as they noticed my secret weapon. "This is reality T.V.."

The Leader and their bodyguards watched for two hours. I turned it off and waited for them to respond.

"Maybe," The Leader murmured, "This planet will destroy itself. Perhaps we should let it be."

That, my friends, is how I saved the planet.