Body Function Man

When I fart, the odor covers the planet and causes those who would choose to destroy this planet; a tough time breathing. If that isn't enough, I would belch so loudly as to shake the rafters, giving the bad people of the world a taste of what nastiness really is. Finally, I would piss in all the gas tanks of every military transport until they can no longer move. I would have one other power but would save that one for emergencies only. Turd bombs on the enemies' heads. After this is done, then leaders around the world would understand why it is vital we have clean air and deal with the ozone problem.