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Please Don’t Send Me Flowers
Your interpretation your format. 250 word MAX.
Hadrianus in Stream of Consciousness

My beatyful angle

"Thank you so much!" She said to me.

"Your beatyful!" I replied. "Ur a angle."

"Thanks. How sweet of you." I waited for her to tell me she wanted to meet and... ya know... ;)

"Can we meet and... ya know..." It didn't send because OnlyFans didn't allow words like "meet" to be used in private conversation with pornstars.

"13T's M34t!$!$!$! Know what I mean? :D" I said meat, but in 1337, so she'd know what my intentions were. Clever, I no. ;)

"Can you please give me a tip?" It made me so angry. We'd talked about everything and that's what you want from me?!

"Oh, I gotta tip! ;)" get it?

"Okay, well please send it." She was really starting to piss me off. After all we'd been through.

"Hide your address better... AMBER WILLIAMS WHO LIVES AT 4719 W. SYCAMORE LN. IN TAMPA FLORIDA!"

There was a long silence. She'd "seen" my message. I hated her. I just wanted to go to prison for life because my-my, she was so ¡HOT!

"I'm Cummings for you."

*Seen...*

"Well?"

*typing*

"I'm scared." She finally replied.

"I want 2 send u flowers :D :). "

"Please don't send me flowers."