And you thought you were crazy...

Random roosters crow louder when they eat their peas before breakfast.

"I once pimped a parquet" said Lance Armstrong while receiving his daily doping.

Have you ever spanked a walrus?

Do your knees need some readjusting or is it just your sloppy crab feet?

Boulders bleed too ya know.

Listen to your mother unless she forgets her pants.

Do not let the boogie man reach his hand in your pocket.

Open the door and stick in a piece of gum in the key hole watch the rainbows come back.

Let a tooth fairy bury her gold in your living room...

"What are you doing," a voice suddenly shattered the creative peace pervading throughout my inner sanctum. Like a child caught doodling, I sheepishly sat up in my mental seat. "None of this makes any damn sense, you are hoping about from topic to topic with no purpose or direction," Louis said in his nasally voice. "What will people think? That you are crazy most likely and we both know you are. If they only knew how much time you spend here with me, wrestling, arguing, avoiding, rehashing, surely they would..."

Breathe. Relax. Return to the right side. Louis voices fades away as my awareness shifts hemispheres and I return home.

Rambling writing continues to pour forth from the spout of my tube.