At the expense of Shakespeare

Poor Juliet

the idiot

she messed it up real bad.

A potion quaffed

without a thought

to make a better plan.

Then Romeo

he didn't know

but didn't pussy out

an emo fit then ended it

for our moping lout.

And Juliet

regretted it but only for a bit

with her dim wit she found

a knife to bury in her tit.