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VERSIFICATION
Chapter 0 of 13
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VERSIFICATION
Chapter 0 of 13
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NoDeal

JABBERWOCKY

Here I

Stand like

A Scalawag

A good

For nothin'

Ragamuffin

Caught in a

Quagmire

Due to

Always standin'

On quaggy

Ground

I'm a real

Popinjay

All I

Speak is

Gobbledygook

There is

No end

To my

Poppycock

Piffle or

Obloquy

I like

To niggle

Over what

Other folks

Think and

Say

I'm a

Far cry

From bein'

Namby-pamby

When it

Comes to

Deliverin' a

Whammy

I'm so

Harum-Scarum

I have no

Need to

Hob nob

With the

Social elite

Or get

Into a

Hootenanny with

The world

I'll make a

Hubbub of

A hullabaloo

That'll pull me

Through

Any kind of

Doodoo

I'm not

Into the

Boondoggle or

The frippery

Flibbertigibbet

Type of folk

Are into

It's full of

The kind

Of casuistry

That pours

Out the bunghole

It's plain

To see

That blabber

Mouths and

Gossip mongers

Like to

Meddle by

Creatin' a

Ballyhoo

Meant to

Befuddle you

The prattlers

bespangle

The woman

Your with

While at the

Same time

Bifurcate the

Love between

You and her

They make

You appear

To be no more

Than cuckold like

A big

Old booby

Or a

Dog named

Scooby

Ever since

I was an

Itty bitty

Little dingus

Caught up

In all

Kinds of

Dither

I've been

Speakin' my

Jabberwocky

With jinglingly

To the

Jackanapes

Like a real

kibitzer

Ever since

I was

A young

Whippersnapper

I've been

Wheedlin'

Those inflexible

Guarded old

Fuddy duddy's

To do

Away With

All their

Willy nilly

I wasn't one

Bit yitten

When I

Persuaded the

Old foggy

Mossback

Hidebound

Sour pusses

To stick

To the

Constitution

And what's

Been written

There was

No way

I was

Gonna let

Them yuppify

My town

With what

The socialists

Had been

Spittin'

Great gadzooks

I can't

Help the

Fact I'm

Gibbous by

Nature which

Makes me

Acerbate over

Acidulous words

and manners

Still with

All this

Runnin' through

My head

I was

Caught by

Surprise this

Early morn

By the

Chirpin' of

A bobolink

Wishin' it was

Feedin' on

A kakapo

For whistlin'

like a loose screw

As I went

About to

Look for

A little

Rubaroo for

My belly boo

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Jabberwocky: noun

invented or meaningless language; nonsense.

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