Pyotr

I used to be a king

til I got caught in my reigns.

I used to be a queen

til my husband slept with the maids

I used to be a a fish

but I was never really good at school

I used to be a string

until I got caught in a spool

I used to be a flower

til I got baked into bread

I used to be a whore

before I got used to this bed

I used to be a lion

but I had too much pride

I used to be a ball

until I took too many sides