oh, the sham, the agony of unconnected topics!! will they line up, and produce something coherent? or would the randii, as always, fall upon us; unprepared, uncaring unappealing, and unworthy?! let history judge what should be done with these foul items!! choose all, some, one or none of these topics and compose anything you want with them. and the topics are: 1) Tyrian purple, and the abuse of mullusks. 2) preferred methods of opening public bathroom doors, in the age of uncertainty. 3) the contents of Edwin. A. Abbot's pockets. 4) appeasment strategy, and other volacno managment methods. 5) what happens to lego bricks when they die. 6) grooming tips, offered by Karl Marx. 7) peanut butter, and the maintanance of amphibious vehicles. 8) astrolabes and other crucial cooking utensils. 9) ugly dogs as a valentine's day gift. 10) evolutionary convergence and neo-conservativism. 11) rod stewart's greatest hits. 12) tough breaks in the school of love. 13) keep out of my body bag!! 14) thick skulled thinkers and the assailing of asymptotes. 15) things you should always have in your monster truck . 16) a foodie's guide to medival artillery practices. 17) mosquito nyphs, growing in discarded tires. 18) erasable walls vs. permanent markers. +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+&+&+ good luck and may the schwartz be with.