I’m a Panda, You’re a Panda

Sweet Amanda with your eyes so smokey 

I think I love you, and that's no jokey 

The mere thought of you puts my head in a fog 

Or maybe that's just the Beijing smog 

I heard that your favorite food is bamboo 

What a coincidence, it's mine too! 

I love your figure; it's shaped like a sphere 

The teddy bear has got nothing on you, my dear 

I can't decide which I like better, your black parts or white 

But how can I go wrong when it goes together so right?

There's not a hair on your body that I would pluck out 

You're perfect from your tail to your snout 

You're the loveliest creature in all of captivity 

Shall we take a chance on reproductive activity? 

I'll be your Yang if you'll be my Yin

So lower your standards and let us begin!