Sorry, Pandas, for My Sorry Poetry

Black and white, no red at all,

I rushed over here when I got your call.

You're a little chubby, but I think you're cute,

And I'm looking for a new mate to recruit. 

My last one was a jerk and turned out to be a nut,

And I only kept him around because he had a nice butt.

So, I hope that you're ready to make some babies,

'Cause we'll get it on like we've got rabies.

For the sake of the Pandas, I regret losing my writing pants, and for you and you alone, I apologize in advance.