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What Food Are You?
If you were a food what would you be? Describe yourself as an ingredient or an entire meal in detail. Only you will know how you taste. Explain you're reasons for why you are that food and tell us about yourself. Maybe you whisk up a secret or perhaps you open the fridge of your life. You may just want to peel back the layers of a unique tick that makes you, you. What you serve to us, write it in the form of a delicacy, a dessert, a savory snack, or pick something blander like a potato. Bonus points for more than one course, and partial bonuses for each side dish. Any form is welcome. 500 Word MAX. Happy Writing!
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GerardDiLeo

Pie and Delicious Fowl!

I used to be filet, until I was put into my place. I was forced to mingle among others who saw nothing special when they saw me. My self-erected pedestal was cut down to ground level--or perhaps below that. Maybe even on its way to six feet under.

I was humble pie. I was subjugated by those who informed me--and not so gently--that I was nothing there. I had to stay. How the mighty fall as entertainment for those who have never known might. How the powerful become nothing among those who have never known power.

You are what you eat, and I was eating humble pie. Unspiced, bland, and nothing special. My pride was well done, but I forced it down anyway. With a dirt chaser.

Next course for me to eat--crow. After that, for dessert, I suspect I will eat shit and die.