The Deal.

The Devil, "I will grant you immortality on one condition."

The Man, "What's that."

The Devil, "You must kill everyone you ever truly loved."

The Man, "Deal."

The pact was sealed with a handshake before the man ascended the barrel of a pistol to his own head. He pressed the trigger and a small explosion ensued. The pistol had fired, however the man was still alive.

The Devil appeared confused.

The Man, "I never even loved myself you fool."