Shhhh....Steroids are bad...

Doctors hate it when you say:

"Steroids are the bomb!"

"I feel invincible on these!"

So I celebrate my rendezvous

With these little pills

They may make me sweat like a monsoon

But I feel energetic, wired

Ready to seize the day by its balls

And fly to the moon to get shit done

Ah, steroids. I regret how little time we have

However, I am not fond of body hair,

I'm already aggressive enough, and

four kids already gave me high blood pressure