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Ridiculous Rhyming
Inspired by my favorite Dr. Seuss book, Fox in Socks. Let me see your most ridiculous compilation of rhyming words. Random and senseless. Make my tongue twist!
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Melpomene

Flying

Claire didn't dare to try airfare because of what she was told by a bear

"Armchairs on planes are unfair, because they're too small for bears!"

So Claire stayed home and ate a pear, but first peeled its skin until it was bare, because the shiny green coat gave off an awful glare.

But she heard a noise in the air, ran out and let out a gasp of despair, because a giant plane was floating right there.