aw, are we writing again?

i once had a bath in the City of Bath

Cain brought his Cain into school

I wanna marry Dawn at the crack of dawn

Even I don’t think they’re even

going to the fair sounds fair to me

Great was the grated cheese!

hi, are you high??

indigo wanted to paint the sky indego

J is Jay’s favourite letter

Sir Pete was knighted over night!

Lou is going to the loo

May was born in May

no, I don’t know the time

Oh, O is your favourite letter

i peed in the pool for 5p

you oBly gave me a quater of the quatrr pounder!

Ray is just such a ray of sunshine!

some people like a good sum every now and then

too many people use the number two these days

Varooka From Charlie and the chocolate factory was as rotten as the varooka on my toe!

we have to wee wee on the floor!

you’re neglecting your kids