Challenge
WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?
Why me?
"Darling, I swear..."
"Spare me, Jack! I know you are cheating! Who is it, a cute neighbour you've found while walking the dog?"
They see me.
Stairs seem safer.