I got a present for you.

I got a present for you. It's the present. Yes, kid, the present is your present, so present it well for your future, and live it best wholeheartedly. You are too young to be this old, so what is the sulky blue face for? What is the sadness for, buddy? Get the fuck up, dress up, show me that smile, and let us live every minute now like it was the last. It is May, for god sake.