No Soliciting

You see, for a fee,

I will accept your stance

On this particular issue.

But you have to dance

On the stage like a flea

About to be smashed with a tissue.

I'll give you a chance,

Please, go ahead, continue,

The problem's important to me,

But first I must ask you to prance.

Ah, you did it! You've met my fee,

And now I'll admit, I've sinned you,

I let you into my home without wearing my pants

Because I will have to skin you.

Your flesh is sinewy

And, just by chance,

I know you have nobody to miss you.

I hope you enjoyed the tea,

It should make your insides taste perfectly

By the time I get your body to France.