Challenge
Challenge of the Week CCXXIV
You've checked out, had enough, are unplugging for a year, and heading off into a nice place in the woods with enough supplies to write the novel you've always wanted to, and to be alone. You've decided to email yourself a paragraph to copy/paste for all the texts you're about to send to your people before you drive off. What do you say? 25 dollars to the top recluse. Winner will be judged by likes.
Melodramatics Have Always Been My Forte
Dear Esteemed Relative, whom I so Deviously Abandon;
It is, entirely, my choice and mine alone to make the woods my reclusive sanctuary, where I can pray to the gods of creative writing to bless me with some brilliant prose to end my self-imposed isolation. Do not take it personally and do not look for me unless this whole bothersome ordeal takes more than a year. If you do not believe the authenticity of this message, you clearly don’t know me, which is a great shame, because I would otherwise gladly share some of my fame-to-come…
Sincerely,
Writer Hermit
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