The Bud Light Riot

I’m crushing it

At the Bud Light Riot

The neighbors are losing it

At the Bud Light Riot

The same guy

Who just called me a homo

Is insisting!

That I fucked his girlfriend

Behind his back

We'd been drinkin'...

With a great big

Smile on her face

At the Bud Light Riot

Far and away

From Miller Time

It’s best not

To argue with a drunk

When they're half right

David Burdett

1/26/2022