to whom it may concern,

i have decided to take a short, 365 day vacation during which i will not be responding to any and all texts, emails, facebook messages, tiktok DMs, phone calls, et cetera. now, i know what you’re thinking— “oh my god, they finally had that psychotic break we’ve all been waiting for”, which is a fair judgement, but presently untrue. i also know what your second thought is— “wait, is this just a cleverly disguised suicide note?” which, again, fair, but no. i simply decided that it was about time that i got ahead on a few creative projects— that DnD campaign, that graphic novel, crochet, all that good stuff.

i understand this may be confusing. most people who talk about running away into the woods are simply daydreaming, but not i. this is one hundred percent my actual real-life plan for the next 52 weeks.

feel free to write a letter, or even stop by if you feel so inclined. perhaps i’ll leave a little riddle for you to solve and figure out my address. by the time you do, i should be about halfway through my first novel. i would love to share my progress when you arrive.

to keep this message short and sweet (maybe more sweet than short), i’ll leave you with all the well wishes i would normally send throughout the year. please space them out accordingly.

be safe (x45)

take care of yourself (x23)

talk to you tomorrow (x127)

i love you (x365)