Port Girls Have More to Love

There was a young sailor who stopped in town

And he wandered into the wrong bar,

They looked at him sadly, everyone wore a frown.

His mother always told him he’d never get far

But the hooker he met changed his tune

Even after ignoring her scar.

Hard and strong like a Fremen from Dune

He rocked her fast and free

But alas, he ended too soon

To make matters worse, his pipe was empty

Sad and pantless, he retreated to the bathroom

Searched around for a new point of entry

And to stall a bit, he spilled her cheap perfume.

and hoped maybe her "favors" were free

Or his credit score spelled his doom

Outside in the bar a band played eerily

The heroin dimmed their sunken mood

and killed the buzz from the LSD

To my right I found the righteous dude

Heaping his judgment as if wearing a crown

With an evil grin, he finished his food

Rules were as follows:

1) ABA BCB ... rhyme scheme

2) Had to be about sex, drugs and rock & roll

3) We write one line each, in rotation.

Written by @putski, @dustygee123, @ledlevee, @MeeJong