Doubting Absolutes

I begin by doubting everything is reality. Nothing is absolute.

If I say there are no absolutes, then I contradict my own statement—for I am declaring “there are no absolutes” to be an absolute.

If I doubt everything, then “everything” includes perception, action, and thought.

Doubt is a form of thought.

If I doubt that I am doubting, then I prove I am doubting, for to doubt “doubt“ requires doubt.

Head spinning yet?