Challenge
I'm just kidding
write a piece that sums up your humor as well as possible, but let's push it to the edge of PC (politically correct) as much as possible. 5 smackers to the funniest piece
Hey Hooker, I want my money!
To my dearest and most loved friends and husband;
"Hey, Hooker Bitch, Why ain't you standing on the damn corner making my money!" Holding my hand out, expecting money. I say to everyone who lives in my house and all of my best friends.
They are all my bitches, and I'm their Mama, their pimp. We just run like that. I love my bitches, and nobody, but nobody makes them cry but me. If you make my bitches cry, I will show up at your house with a shovel and a baseball bat.
My sense of humor is dark and raunchy but cute and endearing if you can see past what's being said. Most find it incredibly offensive, but if you know me and you know me well, you know how deeply you're loved when I call you my hooker bitch.