Challenge
(: We Go a-Caroling :)
(: Invent the next Classic Holiday Song. Or make up a story on the theme if you'd rather, to go with or without the actual lyrics... or just pen the lyrics, no explanation needed... However, you like, take us caroling. Thank you for your creativity! Winner by popular vote :)
Remember... yo! Christmas
Remember... yo! the party you weren't invited
by the Ghost of Christmas Passed
Remember... yo! the girlfriend who ghosted you
as the Ghost of Christmas Lament
Remember... yo! your sister's boyfriend
who moved in as the Ghost of Christmas Moocher
Remember... yo! mind your face ya mo'fo
when you meet by chance under the cameltoe
Remember... yo! the bells that jingle
under that lecherous Mr. Kringle
Remember... yo! Carolers came
so you slammed the door when they sang so lame
Remember... yo! pathetic Christmas tree
that burned down yo house for me
Yo! I remember each one each year
that brings me nothin' but insincere
Yo! time to get n'other day for me
What's this menorah thing I see?