Doomed Summer

It is seriously disappointing news that my best friend, Hollie is spending the next 35 days in Australia. I mean if it were me after the first 2 days I'd leave once seeing the kangaroos, koalas and whatever. No offence to Australia I'm just perfectly happy staying in my nice cosy room away from the big Australian spiders. Yuck... I shudder just thinking about the spiders, household ones are bad enough. Back to the point. How am I going to survive my summer holiday without my best friend? Summer holidays are all about spending time with your best friend... Going camping, playing football... maybe I'll go mad and transform into a zombie hiding away in my room. I may even start throwing my own feces at my walls, brown certainly won't go with my pastel blue wallpaper. On the bright side perhaps the smell will scare off pesky parents. I glare at the ceiling. Can you die of boredom? If so I think I have all he symptoms and I'm not being dramatic. My summer is officially DOOMED.