Sport?

Sport you'll find is rather fun,

When you WATCH other people pant and run.

You see, to actually exercise

Is never quite as wise.

Football is great and all,

But at the end of the day its just people kicking a ball.

Tennis is nice enough I guess,

But all it really gives you is stress.

Baseball is kind of cool,

but I'd rather sit and watch it on a wall,

Golf! Boring to watch AND play,

So still at home I'd rather stay.

Sure, this sounds lazy,

But I think you are all crazy,

For even trying.