Bunnicula

I'm in love with Bunny May.

Okay, her real name is Belinda May but we call her Bunny. If you met her, you would call her that too. She's always in a good mood, she always wears bright colors, and she always smells like cinnamon. It also helps that she's super hot. Anyway, she's a news reporter for channel 9 and I'm a cameraman. And the other day, something weird happened. I was on lunch break and I saw her walking into the boss' office. We're not allowed to go in there, so I went to go tell her that. But when I got to the door, I heard a scream. I was going to open the door, but instead I looked through the keyhole to see what was going on. All I saw was solid blue, so I figured there was something blocking the hole. I reached for the door knob, but before I could open it, Bunny walked out. She looked at me, and for a second I swear her eyes were bright blue. Then they turned back the usual honey brown and she licked something red off her lips and walked away. Later that day, the boss was found dead at his chair with two small puncture wounds in his neck.