Fifteen Minutes of Madness

March is the best season for madness. REEEE-HE-HE-HA! You asked for this, cuz. This really suck for you. You'd better realize that I CAN CRANKOUT A (oops I was on caps lock) a lot of words in 15 minutes. Fuckk - I have been training for htsi my whole life. (unscramble that. It can be "this" or "shit")

So, what do you think? Have I gone fully crazy or am I just trolling you right now?

Okay, let's give you a good option for the other side, huh?

Here's a fun little poem for you to think about:

*ahem*

"I think that birds can fly sometimes.

(random blank spot as poems do)

Why is jaywalking a crime?

Askew, babu, bamboo."

*RAUCOUS APPLAUSE*

Thank you, thank you. HEY! Wanna hear a Ted-Ed? NarraTED by ✨MOI✨!

"Hello there, my name is Ur Mom and I'm to speak with you today about the mind-numbing effects of paperwork. Who here has ever thought: "Man, I hate taxes. They stink like the shrunken head of a baby that was left underwater for the past ten years and in space for the past ten years before that."? Well, I have a solution for all of you sad, decrepit, forgettable losers! Ready?

Just. Don't. Do. It.

BOOM! Problems? Solved.

TedTalk over, mic drop, sayonara, goodbye, ciao.

Sorry about that, you asked for it.