Gossip Hick Central

Everyone knows everyone. Secrets are kept only if they are never spoken. Sports come before school, yet you are punished more severely for failing the latter. Small businesses make up Main Street. In the winter, it's akin to Hoth. In the summer, Mordor. For many, camo is the preferred color, and it's ok to skip school if you're going hunting. If you haven't been kissed by 12, you're considered a weirdo. If you haven't fucked by 14, you're an outcast.

Ah, yes. Gossip Hick Central