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TRUMP:

Verb. UK colloquialism. To break wind from the anus, to 'fart'. E.g. "There's a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?"

FLATUS:

Noun: The gas in or from the stomach or intestines, produced by swallowing air or by bacterial fermentation. Ultimately released as a trump.

POTUS:

Abbreviation. Slang word, acronym. Stands for President of the United States. The world fears that somehow, in some weird twist of fuckery, the yellow haired, bigoted and emotionally immature clown FLATUS that is Trump will be POTUS. 

NOT US:

Statement: The denial of those whose votes resulted in the election of a tyrant and buffoon once the shit hits the fan and they wish they had voted differently. As seen currently in the UK as our economy crumbles, muttered by sane and intelligent people who voted for Brexit against all intellectual and business advice to the contrary.