Statistics Notwithstanding

Analytical flippancy;

simper for me, prince.

Calculated taps of your keyboard;

sensory storms brew, darling.

Immeasurable wit;

whimsically you tease, sweetheart.

Augmented intonation;

whisper for me, I'll listen for days.

You multiplied your time,

for all that you love.

But you couldn't divide,

our improper affair,

in order to make it whole.