Telephones

Ringing with telegrams

I answered and received

A body slam

Bubble gum used

To fix a cracked dam

Rhymes grown wired

Sexy and funky, smeared

Like mushroom toe jam

Enjoy chocolate milkshakes

With a juicy rare rack of lamb

Please stand here while I give you

A close glove inspection body scan

I love sticking my beef hotdog

Inside her tuna clam

Honey glazed pineapple blazed

Smacking that glistening ham

Make sure to stream it

On your webcam

Clicked on the link

But those penis pills

were a total scam

Bamboozled

Hoodwinked

Duped, a sour hopeful sham

Now you're salty

like canned spam