Humpy Dumpty

Devouring voluptuous thighs and

Bouncing breasts abundant and

Vanilla-flavored flesh will I

Knock myself out of the window

Of will-power and self-control

Forever trying to put myself back

Together, only for the pieces to

Slip out of place from my salivating

Mouth agape, eyes dilated, breath heavy.

Give me a hubbuh-hubbuh and a

Pant, pant, pant; all the king's whores

And all the king's women are nice

Pieces of ass populating the Internet.

My life is syncopated on the beat of

My throbbing desire to jack-up my control,

To pop that cherry Lust out of my heads.