Anything For Success

A dark ensemble

Ties of black

The horror of Wamble

She could go for some Jack

Suited gents

Gather ’round

Observe the contents

Bear witness to the downed

A shot in the night

Surprising to our friend

Snuffed, was his light

To a dark place, he transcends

A celebration of life

A party for the damned

Who cares for his strife

All of them, I scammed

A murder so great

So perfectly “fowl”

Crows fail to replicate

I am on the prowl

The greatest con man alive

That is I

Glad that the dead do not revive

They thought I was the good guy

I am without grouse

I give them one last gift

Sneaking into their house

Ensuring their demise is swift

A man no one suspects

Is the easiest to be

Everyone I perplex

I’ve practiced since three

A man of murder

Holds the sermon

Keeping the order

Eradicating the vermon

I’m sedulous

I give closure twice

I make a death credulous

And a funeral at a good price

Your business can be a success, too

If you make the customers yourself