Superhero Resume
Secret Identity: The Phoenix
Current Address:
The Secret Lair Under the Taco Bell
Fifth Street and Main
Gotham City, USA
Phone Number:
(543)KICKASS
Email:
Special Skills:
Super healing powers
Immortality and the ability to return from the dead
Ability to turn into and control pure energy
Microsoft Office
Education:
B.A. in Mathematics, Harvard University, graduated 1694
PhD. in Applied Physics, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, graduated 1946
PhD. in Computer Science, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, graduated 1946
Certificate in Business Administration, University of Phoenix, in progress
Experience:
Stopped the Yellowstone Super Volcano from erupting, 1788
Saved Gotham City from the evil alien overlord of Spetnak, Grelnak the Terrible, April 1789- November 1985
Prevented the Earth from being overrun by Nazi Zombies, January 1947
Found Amelia Earhart while lost in an interdimentional vortex, 1985-2000
Protected Earth from Dr. Von Evil, June 2001- Present
Started my own business, Phoenix Rejuvenating Bath and Body Lotion Company,
August 2013
References:
Shellark the Noble, rightful ruler of Spetnak
Phone number: 3.14159, frequency 2
Email: bigshelly77@etmail.com
Amelia Earhart
Phone number:
464-887-2736
Email: aearhart@yahoo.com
President Barack Obama
Phone number:
44PRESIDENT
Email: bigcheese1@usa.gov
Beyonce Knowles
Phone number:
837-283-3827
Email: sashafierce@gmail.com