Superhero Resume

Secret Identity: The Phoenix

Current Address:

The Secret Lair Under the Taco Bell

Fifth Street and Main

Gotham City, USA

Phone Number:

(543)KICKASS

Email:

Special Skills:

Super healing powers

Immortality and the ability to return from the dead

Ability to turn into and control pure energy

Microsoft Office

Education:

B.A. in Mathematics, Harvard University, graduated 1694

PhD. in Applied Physics, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, graduated 1946

PhD. in Computer Science, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, graduated 1946

Certificate in Business Administration, University of Phoenix, in progress

Experience:

Stopped the Yellowstone Super Volcano from erupting, 1788

Saved Gotham City from the evil alien overlord of Spetnak, Grelnak the Terrible, April 1789- November 1985

Prevented the Earth from being overrun by Nazi Zombies, January 1947

Found Amelia Earhart while lost in an interdimentional vortex, 1985-2000

Protected Earth from Dr. Von Evil, June 2001- Present

Started my own business, Phoenix Rejuvenating Bath and Body Lotion Company,

August 2013

References:

Shellark the Noble, rightful ruler of Spetnak

Phone number: 3.14159, frequency 2

Amelia Earhart

Phone number:

464-887-2736

President Barack Obama

Phone number:

44PRESIDENT

Beyonce Knowles

Phone number:

837-283-3827