A Hipster and A Scholar

Well, he came from college just the other day—

brought home with him a new opinion of capitalism,

a dog-eared copy of Naked Lunch,

three Apple devices but only one charger,

an ounce of Colorado indica he bought in Mississippi,

a 23 year old girlfriend with artificially gray hair,

one duffel bag full of skinny jeans and obscure band tee shirts,

another 20 grand in student loans,

a pescatarian diet that he follows unless he's drunk,

two new tattoos that look like future regrets,

a sudden appreciation for David Bowie,

and finally,

gonorrhea.