For my husband. Based upon true events.

Fifi was dead. Reubideux, his cell mate, choked him during a shared climax while grunting and thrusting Fifi into the afterlife.

If it weren't for the fact that Fifi slept with the entire male population, the inmates wouldn't have cared at all if he lived or died; but when the first and second shift took away their hooch so the inmates had to do without their sex and alcohol, and gave them matches when it was against regulations, the inmates decided to counter their insufferable boredom by lighting toilet paper rolls and hurling them at the officers on duty.

Pete and I dodged their firebomb protests as we patrolled the CCU, the Confined Control Unit, as opposed to shepherding a unit full of sleeping inmates and doing head counts.

"That's it! I'm radioing the captain," shouted Pete, a rare appearance of anger escaping from behind his Marine mien after a flaming toilet paper roll soared within millimeters of his eyebrows, almost caught me on my chest on its descent, and exploded upon impact with the floor a foot away from us.

Captain Muldowny replied as if he were deciding which football game to watch. "Just break the arm of the next inmate who throws a firebomb at you." This directive exited the walkie talkie speaker and echoed down the hall so everyone heard it, and the firebombs stopped, but it didn't quell the catcalls, the cursing, and the fighting. Riling up the prisoners was a routine component of the second shift's campaign to ensure the third shift would need to work as hard as they did during the inmates' waking hours, but the turmoil the prisoners caused that night was unsurpassed.

Pete and I finished our rounds in the CCU and awaited our next set of orders next to the control room. We nodded at Scarecrow, who was gatekeeper for the night. As we were chatting, we heard what no officer in the world wanted to hear; the echoing click of freedom. A mixture of adrenaline and bile filled my mouth. All the doors slid open at once.

I looked at Scarecrow. "Why the fuck did you do that?"

Scarecrow shrugged as if his girlfriend had brought him shopping for curtains. What did he care? He only took the job to get him through the winter months. In the spring, he was going back to his construction job.

"Stupid fuck," Pete hollered and pounded the shatter-proof plexiglass with the side of his fist.

We had no time to focus on Scarecrow's customary incompetence. With only seconds to react, I took my walkie-talkie and depressed the button on the side. "Mayday, mayday. The inmates are out of their cells and are rioting." We tossed our radios and badges through the gate toward the main door so they could not be used as weapons against us.

"We're fucked," Pete spat, each passing moment perfecting the resolution of our fates.

I took him by the shoulders and looked him in the eye. "We are not going to die today."

*****

You couldn't be a boy in the Bronx in the 1970s and not know how to fight. A few weeks after my tenth birthday, my older brother, Tommy, decided that his younger brother was not going to arrive home with another bloodied nose. He brought out the pair of Everlast boxing gloves my father gave us for Christmas. Our driveway deposited into a concrete pad in the back of the house, which was, in simple terms, "the backyard," and it was here my training commenced.

"That's right, keep up your fists in front of you." Tommy guided my forearms in front of me. "Don't let the other guy land one on you by keeping your face open. Keep your fists in front to protect you. When you see an opening, punch with all of your might." I jabbed the air in front of me. "Yeah, like that. Good. Keep your elbow here," he said, shifting my elbow, "and you'll punch harder."

"Oh, look, sissy boy is learning how to fight like a girl," shouted Pat, the eldest of the Horrible Hannigans, from the top of our driveway. Pat hit his growth spurt when he was twelve, and at thirteen asserted his dominance over smaller victims, especially if they made the ill-fated decision to utter the words "Fat Pat."

His brothers snickered. "Yeah, look at the pussy trying to fight," yelled one of them. No one really knew the other brothers by name. None of them stood out in action or word, uniform in their purpose to pay homage to their brother's physical superiority.

My brother observed my struggle. "Don't let them see you upset, and don't ever cry in front of another guy. You'll never live it down. You're big too," he said, and he was right. I was always bigger than Tommy even though a year and a half separated us. Tommy took after my father, and I took after my grandfather, who was stacked like one of brick houses he helped build in our neighborhood. "You need to start believing you're a big guy and no one can knock you down," he instructed. He turned to face the loitering pack at the top of the driveway. "Yeah, why don't you come over here, you fat fuck," he yelled, "and my brother will make you eat your words."

That was all Patrick needed to hear. His cheeky smile pushed his eyes into narrow slits. He lumbered down the driveway, his brothers trailing behind him with wicked, blood lust smiles.

"What the fuck are you doing?" I scanned my memory in earnest to elucidate the reason behind my brother's willingness to ensure my demise.

Tommy turned back to me. I looked into his eyes as I kept my peripheral vision on the pack of Hannigans closing in. "You always take the biggest one out first, then they won't fuck with you. You're smaller, so you can duck easier. Remember, this is a street fight. There are no rules. So you punch him here," he said, pointing to his solar plexus right below his chest, "and knock the wind out of him. Then you take out his knee, kick him in the balls. Get him to bend over. Then you can kick him in the face, or plant an uppercut right here," he said, pointing to his chin. "You'll put 'em out cold every time. You stand up to him this one time, Jack, and you'll never have to worry about him again." Tommy's nod of confidence steeled my resolve to turn many moments of fantasized violence into a historical moment.

Pat punched his fist into the palm of his other hand right in front of my nose. "So you ready to cry, pussy?" he sneered. His brothers snickered behind him.

Tommy elbowed his arm into mine. "Go ahead. Knock him on his fat ass." He stepped back. I looked Pat straight in the eye and put up my fists.

Pat's slit-eyed smile never left as he strode around me in a circle, his arms hanging by his side. I ducked as he reached one arm over to tousle the top of my head in an attempt to deliver the most humiliating beating possible while his brothers assaulted me with insults, bolstering their brother's notion of superiority. I felt my blood pulse with the vengeance of Pat's victims.

Pat came at me, his fist cocked back. It was the opening I needed. When he came in close, my fist ensured his immediate collapse when it hurtled into his jaw.

Tommy jumped up and down as he let out a rebel yell. He clapped me on the back. We both stared at the pile of Pat on the floor. The rest of the Horribles gasped. "You want some too?" I asked them, punching my boxing gloves together like I saw the boxers do on television. They took a collective step back, shook their brother awake, and did their best to help their stumbling brother back home a few doors down.

"Man, Pop, you should have seen him after I showed him those moves. Bam! Right to the ground he fell," Tommy boasted at the dinner table to broadcast his contribution in bringing down the biggest bully in the neighborhood. My sister remained silent, chewing and brooding to imitate her authority-questioning collection of hippie friends. My mother's forehead wrinkled with concern. My parents knew the angst the Horribles cause in the neighborhood with all the kids, but mothers being mothers, they worry about their boys fighting.

The telephone rang. My mother got up from the table to answer.

"You okay?" asked my dad, his tone conveying pride more than concern. I smiled and nodded.

"Well, if your son hadn't been beating up everyone in the neighborhood, this might not have happened," I heard my mother state to Mrs. Hannigan in my defense. After a moment of listening, my mother stated, "You should feel lucky that it didn't happen sooner."

Every time Pat saw me after that, he put his head down and walked past me. Because he sat on nearly everyone in the neighborhood, his victims weren't going to let him forget that a little boy half his size beat the crap out of him, and everyone else knew who did it, so no one beat on me after that. That was the end of the incident and the reign of the Horrible Hannigans.

*****

The CCU was a big, round rotunda, and in the middle was the control room where an officer was always stationed to lock and unlock all the doors in the unit. Evenly spaced around the rotunda were five doorways leading to five corridors where the inmates were housed.

Scarecrow thought he earned his nickname because of his lean, lanky body, but in reality, it was because he lacked a brain, and when he opened all of the cell doors by mistake that day, no one ever let him forget it. He called into the intercom when he saw all the inmates rushing towards the control room from their cells.

As soon as the captain heard of the riot, the entire prison went into automatic lockdown, which meant no one could get in or out of the prison. This also meant all the doors to each of the units, SPU, CCU, SHU, and North and South were locked shut and had to be opened with special override keys held only by the warden. Pete and I were locked in the CCU with one hundred and twenty inmates roaming free and no way to escape. And, everyone who could help us control the population was locked outside of the unit.

The SPU, the Special Psychiatric Unit, where all the inmates who were too crazy to be with other human beings were kept, was on the floor right above the CCU. There was a trap door in the control room where officers could be pulled up through the ceiling in case of an emergency. Danny, the officer working SPU third shift, looked down through the trap door. "Oh, shit," he said when he saw all the inmates coming towards us. He reappeared and threw down a padded belt attached to a rope. Scarecrow secured the belt around his waist, and Danny and Ray pulled Scarecrow right up through the ceiling. Danny looked down at us. "Just hang in there. We're going to get the Major here as soon as we can. I hope you survive. Good luck." Pete and I nodded. Danny closed the trap door. My heart filled with dread, I swallowed the bitter pill, and turned to the task at hand—staying alive.

I looked around the rotunda. It was too late. We couldn't make it to any of the cells to lock ourselves in, which is what they told us to do in the academy. "We take our stand here," I said to Pete. "We need to stay back to back up against the wall so no one can clock us from behind." He nodded. He was a Marine in the Reserves. He knew what to do. "I got your back and you got mine."

"On your six. I got your back, Jack," he said to me. I laughed, because my name really is Jack, and it wasn't the first time I heard that in my life.

*****

Eventually, when I was twelve, I had a summer where I grew about six inches. When I returned to school that year, I towered over everyone else. My size and my ability to fight is what got me into the Grim Reapers three years later.

You had to get Pebbles to ask you to hang out in order to join the Reapers. My brother brought me out with him one night and introduced me to Pebbles. While we were talking, this kid came over and was giving us a hard time, so I slammed him into a telephone pole. The kid hit his head and whined when the blood trickling down his face.

Pebbles looked straight at me and asked, "Would you like to join the Grim Reapers?"

In a lot of ways, it was a gang. It wasn't like it was a gang gang, where we sold drugs, pimped out hoes, or had to get beat in or kill someone or steal a car. If you found a cool gang to hang out with, it was really the best thing to do, because even pedestrians were harassed in some neighborhoods if you were the wrong color.

Most of the time, we hung out and had fun. All the guys had a Grim Reaper tattoo. We played Ringaleevio and walked around the Bronx in our cutoff jackets with the Grim Reaper on our backs, or we took rides in the Crazy Albanian's Challenger and fought off rival gangs when they tried to intimidate us into leaving their turf. It was a great summer. The girls were really hot. Pebbles told everyone I stood up for him, so I got laid a lot.

My father was part of a gang when he grew up too, so he wasn't mad when we started hanging out, as long as they weren't the Baldies because the Baldies were sick in the head, and we didn't do anything stupid like follow Pebbles on one of his cat burgling adventures. What made him mad was when Tommy got the tattoo, his Grim Reaper.

"You stupid shit. You know your brother is going to get one now too."

They looked at me. I laughed. Sure enough, the following week I showed up with a bandage on my arm. My father just shook his head, muttering about us being dumb shits for getting a tattoo and blamed my brother.

One night, we were walking around, and we wound up in another neighborhood somewhere along the "L," which is what we called the subway tracks above the ground. Suddenly, another gang surrounded us. It was fifteen Grim Reapers against forty of them. Everything went into slow motion. We paired up and got back to back. This gang had pipes, bats, chains, and knives. We had our fists.

*****

When the inmates came towards us, it reminded me of the street brawls with the Grim Reapers, especially when everything went into slow motion. Some of the guys in the front were laughing, looking at us like we were lunch and they haven't eaten in years.

"Okay, guys, if you get back into your cells now, no one will get hurt. If you don't, I cannot guarantee your safety," I stated.

That created a burst of laughter as they surrounded us on the left, right, and front. "You hurt us?" Scagg, a really tall, skinny kid, shouted. "We're going to rape you pigs, then hang you."

I caught Pete out of the corner of my eye. He looked shaken. I was pissed. "Don't say I didn't warn you, then," I said.

About ten of the older guys turned around and said, "You guys should all just get back into your cells." They weren't going to fight on our behalf, but they made their statement and walked back to their cells, leaving about a hundred more inmates.

"Yeah, that's right, you old fucks, go back to your cells," one of the kids sneered.

The front ten rushed us.

As we fended off dozens of blows to our arms, head, chest, and stomach, something inside of me switched. It was a bubbling pit of lava in my stomach. Not even my rotten sister had gotten me that mad, or my hag girlfriend who complained every time we had sex. I saw flashes in front of me. My brother teaching me to fight, punching out Horrible Pat Hannigan, living through gang fights. This was a bare-knuckled, knock-down street brawl and not one of those inmates was going to prevent me from living out my life, and they for damn sure weren't going to lay a hand on me to rape me. Everything I was and everything I was meant to be collided, and it brought something out in me I have never seen since.

"Pete," I shouted. Five guys were beating on him. He was Marine-trained, but they went for him first because he was the smaller target. They had trouble reaching me because I had longer arms and legs. I took Pete's arms and hooked them in mine and I swung him around on my back. His feet caught two inmates on the jaws and knocked them out. It gave us a moment's breathing room. The rest backed up. "Pete. Knees, balls, and feet."

Pete eyed one of the inmates coming towards him. The inmate had a pair of flimsy shoes on, and Pete had on steel-toed work boots. He smiled and stomped right on the inmate's foot. We heard the sound of the inmate's bones cracking. The guy hopped back howling. He looked at me and smiled. "Good one, Gallagher." He stomped on three more feet. We smiled as they howled and hopped around.

Trecot, an inmate that had just gotten transferred to our prison last month, had a reputation for being really crazy, so I knew I had to take him out fast. I did most of the overnight counseling because the hired counselors wouldn't answer overnight calls, so I read his file when he first came into SHU, and somehow he wound up in CCU. He would kill me if he had the chance. As he came towards me, I took my fingers and I jutted them right into his throat. He took a couple of involuntary steps backward, his eyes bulging out of his head. A gurgling sound came from his throat. He gasped a couple of times as his lungs tried to fill with air. He fell like a sack of rocks and never got up again. I thought I had killed him.

*****

One of the first documents we signed when we were in the academy contained a clause stating that the prison had no obligation to come and get us out if we were in a riot situation. We signed those papers, understanding that if we were caught in that situation, we would be left for dead. Our best bet was to make it to a cell to lock ourselves in, but the COs laughed it off. That situation has never happened, they stated, so it wasn't something we had to worry about. All of us signed the papers, looking forward to that big, fat paycheck from the paid overtime we heard so much about.

*****

Hour six, it seemed they had made good on their promise.

"They probably think we're dead." Pete leaned up against the wall, panting. He couldn't stand on his left knee and one of his eyes was swollen shut.

By then, cries of pain and misery were filling the air. Thirty guys leaned up against the wall of the control room. There were broken bones protruding from legs and arms. Many didn't move. If they were dead, I didn't care. They wanted to rape Pete and me so they were no longer human to me. They were demons.

At one point, I had a guy's head in my hands, and I could have snapped his neck. Instead, I went for the blood, and I smashed his head against the wall. I knew the blood would make a number of them think twice, and this guy was a gusher. Twenty more inmates filtered back to their cells.

There were still thirty inmates who wouldn't give it up. If they killed a correction officer, they would enjoy the title of king of the prison and the many benefits the title brought; free cigarettes, a band of followers, and most of all, respect. Luckily, they were starting to tire, so every once in a while, we would get a break while the inmates discussed who would rush at us next.

One guy was working himself into a frenzy, pacing back and forth, grunting, punching his fist into his other hand. Another guy started making odd karate movie sounds.

"Oh, so you think you're Bruce Lee?" I asked him.

"I'm better than Bruce Lee," he said while I watched him do what he thought was karate. Pete shook his head. When he came close enough, Pete took his bad leg and clocked him on the chin. It was enough to put his lights out.

I laughed. "Thanks. Good one."

"That guy always bugged me," Pete winced.

The guy working himself into a frenzy must have felt he had gotten frenzied enough and came at me, giving a rebel yell of some sort. I took the palm of my hand and planted it onto his chest, right over his heart. He fell back, gurgling. Blood spurted from his mouth.

"What the fuck was that?" asked Pete, his eyes wide.

"Heart punch," I replied.

He shook his head. "Where the fuck did you learn that?"

I laughed. "I'll tell you later."

*****

After the eleventh hour of being locked in and fighting to live, all I could think about was how nice it would be to see my father again, just to make it to the parking lot and sit on my Harley. Pete and I had worked through most of the crowd. More inmates went back to their cells. There was a body count of sixty inmates lined up along the walls of the rotunda moaning, screaming, crying in pain, or unconscious. We still had a crowd of ten around us, knowing they may never have another chance to kill a prison officer.

Then we finally heard it. It was the click to the gate downstairs. We were almost there; fifteen more minutes until the goon squad came in. Pete and I knew it, and the inmates knew it too. All ten made one last final rush at us. My arms and legs were like lead weights as I landed blow after blow. I was not about to be knocked unconscious, especially after I made it for twelve hours.

Two of the guys from the goon squad arrived and saw us through the barred door. "Holy shit, they're alive. They're alive!" They shouted it over the radio. Then they looked down at the bodies on the floor. "And they're winning!" he shouted incredulously. We could hear the officers cheer for us over the radio.

While we were busy fighting off the last ten, we heard the signs that our struggle was almost over. The radios, the footfalls from the boots, the ambulances coming in. They had the key from the warden. They were waiting for the order. The rest of the goon squad arrived at the door to cheer us on. I took two of the inmates and threw them up against the gates. The officers held the inmates to the gate by their throats.

Finally, we heard the final click of the door unlocking and the goon squad clad in riot gear rushed in. Two of them stood in front of us with their riot shields. Pete and I collapsed to the floor. The rest of the forty men chased down the inmates who fought us until the end. All you heard were cries of pain and the crack of breaking bones when the officers fell on top of them with riot shields.

"We made it," Pete said.

*****

They helped us up and brought us down to the CCU office where the sergeant and the captain were waiting. We fell to the floor. They brought us water. The nurse, Dolores, came in.

She shook her head. "Jack, I tell you, you can take the boy out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the boy. This shit just seems to follow you everywhere you go, doesn't it? What am I going to do with you?"

I managed a laugh. Dolores was sweet. Her daughter had cancer. She ran the medical unit in the prison.

As she was checking us out, she asked, "So, is it true? You fought off the whole unit?"

Pete and I nodded.

"Thank goodness." She assessed my elbows and knuckles. They were raw and bloodied. She cracked the emergency ice pack and put it over Pete's swollen eye, and she put some bandages on us.

She looked at the Captain Muldowny. "No broken bones. They're pretty banged up. Pete might need some stitches."

The captain nodded.

"Well, if you boys will excuse me, I have to go see the carnage." Dolores looked me in the eye. "I'm sure if you're still here, Jack, most of them are dead." She left the room.

"The warden wants to talk with you," Sergeant Halstead told us.

"The warden can go fuck himself," I said.

"Can I quote you?" asked the sergeant.

"Can I tell him myself?"

The sergeant looked at Captain Muldowny. The captain, standing with his arms crossed, closed his eyes and shook his head.

"The captain says no. No, we shouldn't let you anywhere near the warden," said the sergeant. Muldowny knew I would take the warden and lock him in with the prisoners next.

"So, what do you guys want to do now?" asked the sergeant.

"I want to go home and kiss my wife," said Pete.

"Yeah, I want to go home and kiss Pete's wife," I said.

"Shut the fuck up," said Pete.

We all laughed.

"Can you stand?" asked the Sarge.

Pete and I nodded and got up. When we opened the door, Earl from investigations was standing at the door.

"Jack, Pete, we need..."

I put up my hand, took my finger and put it to my lips. "Ssshhh. Go see what the CCU looks like. Unless you want to be one of them, you'll step aside."

After a long gaze, Earl stepped aside. "Give us a few days," I instructed him. "I will not talk until I'm ready." I walked past him.

"Yeah, you fuckin' buzzard," said Pete, and walked past Earl. He knew Earl was there to get to us when we were weak. Tired officers made mistakes, mistakes they could use against us when they interrogated us.

Sarge and two guys from the goon squad, Mike and Jerry, helped us to the parking lot.

"You know, there really wasn't anything for us to do by the time we got there, Gallagher," said Mike.

"Yeah, all we got to do was load up ambulances. You should leave some fun for us next time," said Jerry.

Pete shook his head and laughed. Mike helped Pete into his driver's seat and closed the door for him.

They helped me limp over to my chopper. Sarge paused, looking down for a moment as if he were trying to find the right words to say, then looked me in the eye. "It was the warden. He told us you were on your own. It took the captain and the major several hours to convince him to go in. We had our team ready. You would have been out in the first hour. The warden was the one who held it up. Liberal prick."

I didn't know what to say. I was just happy to see my Harley again. I never wanted a joint so badly in my life. I thought about getting a drink, but I knew if I started drinking, I wouldn't stop. I got on my Harley and kick-started the motor. The patented chug-a-lugging of the motor never sounded as sweet.

"You going to be able to ride that thing?" the Sarge shouted over the motor.

I revved the motor and nodded. "Yeah, I'll be okay."

I gave him a wave, made the right turn out of the parking lot, and started the ascent to my house two miles away, my helmet still attached on the back. I wanted to feel the wind on my face.

*****

I was so happy when I saw our little house on the pond and my dog bounding out of the front door.

My father greeted me at the door. "I heard the sirens go off. I tried to call, but they wouldn't let me talk to you." He saw me limping. "What in the world happened?"

"There was a riot, Dad. Pete and I were caught right in the middle of it. I had to fight my way out of it for twelve hours." I put down my stuff on the living room couch and limped into the kitchen.

"Shit," he said. He took an angry drag on his cigarette and followed me into the kitchen. "Well, thank God you're okay," he said while my back was turned to him. I winced as I got a glass out of the cabinet and looked in the refrigerator for some iced tea. "I think you should quit," he said. "What the hell happened in there?"

I looked at him. You can look at people for years, day in and out, and after a while, you stop seeing them. I saw him that day. He looked as tired as I felt. The whole thing with my mother, getting laid off from his job after we moved to New England, losing the business, he had bags under his eyes and a head full of white hair. He never gained weight, always smoking those cigarettes and eating chocolate donuts for dinner. I remember when he seemed invincible to me. "I hurt a lot of people today, Dad. Besides, I can't quit. We need the money."

"Quit, and we'll figure it out."

"I'd like to get something to eat and some sleep. We'll talk about the rest later."

He looked down at the bandages up and down my arms, the bruises and swelling, and the bandage on my head. "Did they patch you up over there?"

"Yeah."

He put his hand on my arm, and I flinched and raised my fist, toppling my drink all over the counter. I sighed and looked at him apologetically. My eyes teared. I had never raised a hand to him, or him to me.

"How about I get you some food and you go rest," he said calmly.

I nodded. I made the trip up the stairs to my room. As I hung my jacket in my closet, I looked at those boxing gloves hanging over the rod next to the one suit jacket I owned, a reminder of what made me who I am. I think I was asleep before I made it to my bed.

*****

Pete and I decided to go over our plan on what we were going to tell investigations. If you undergo an investigation in the prison, they treat you like an inmate. They needed someone to blame for the entire incident, and it didn't seem like they were going to blame the people who were responsible for the entire riot, Scarecrow, or the second shift for inciting the prisoners, or the asshole warden for leaving us in there to fight for our lives. Pete and I knew we had to plan what we were going to say and how we were going to handle their tricks. We decided to go in with a simple signed statement.

Pete and I were awaiting our next orders from our CO. Eddie pushed the button, opening all the doors in the CCU. The unit went into lockdown. The inmates surrounded us and threatened to kill and rape us. We gave them a warning to go back into their cells. They attacked us and Pete and I defended our lives while under lockdown for twelve hours.

Jack Gallagher

Our plan was to read from the statement, and if they started asking stupid questions, we'd give them the middle finger and leave.

We took Pete's car to the interview. They heard our statement and then started in with their stupid questions, as predictable as the rising sun. I read from my statement about six times until they got frustrated. Then they tried to tell me that Pete said something different, which I knew wasn't true. I finally got tired of it and asked, "Am I under arrest?"

"No."

"Then this interview is over," I said, getting up.

"You can't leave," Earl said, stepping in front of me.

"Yes I can, and I will remove any one of you that tries," I said, using the crazed look I knew I had developed from being locked in for twelve hours fighting off inmates. They stepped aside. "What did you think was going to happen when we were locked in with all those prisoners for twelve hours? Did you think they were going to ask us to play bridge? Sit for tea and chat about the gossip at the country club? You want another statement? Well, here it is. Twelve hours. You want to blame someone for the inmates getting hurt? Blame the idiot with no brain in the control room who unlocked all of the cells all at once. Blame your warden who left us for dead." I made my way towards the door.

"You can't leave," Earl repeated.

I liked Earl. I helped Earl out when Fifi was killed on my watch, but he was pissing me off. "You have my signed statement. If you have any questions, refer to the signed statement. If you don't like the signed statement, refer to my middle finger," I said and stuck it up in Earl's face. "If you don't like my middle finger, fire me."

When I walked out of the room, I saw Pete had gotten out at the same time. "How did yours go?"

"Probably about the same as yours. I stuck up my middle finger and walked out."

I laughed. "Come on, let's get the fuck out of here."

"Gallagher, Mariposa," Major Ashford, the cranky old bastard second in command in the prison, shouted and strode over to us.

We stopped and turned to face him.

"The warden wants to see your report."

"You want me to give the warden a report?" I asked, smiling. "Well, here it is. Twelve hours."

The major stopped, his mouth agape. Pete smiled. We turned and walked to Pete's car.

*****

At that point, I really didn't care if they fired me. No matter how many complaints the inmates wrote up about me, I was never called into the major's office to answer to them, nor did I see the warden again. I guess they didn't like my report.

Instead, they forced me into overtime every day for a month to make me have a breakdown so I would quit. It wasn't quite as bad as one would imagine, though, because when you just don't give a shit, there's nothing anyone can do to upset you.

They tried to take me off of third shift, for instance, and put me on first shift with all the dickheads.

The first day, they put me in the yard. It just so happened that one of the inmates who was in CCU during those twelve hours was in the yard with me that day. He huffed and puffed at me and got in my face and stared me down.

"What?" I shouted at him. "If you're going to do something, then just do it. I beat your ass once and you lived. You won't be so lucky today."

It took three officers to bring him down to SHU, and five to keep me from going after him.

"Aw, come on. I thought today was a great day for him to die," I shouted after them. The rest of the inmates in the yard looked at me. "Any of you want to die today too?" They put their heads down and went about their business.

The captain on the first shift, Captain Wolowitz, called me into his office.

"Why are you threatening to kill the inmates?" he asked.

"Why didn't you let me kill them?"

He looked at me, shocked. I had no beef with the captain, but I had to make him understand where my head was right at that moment. "Listen, they are trying to force me into overtime every day so they'll break me. I'll tell you what will be broken, though. Any prisoner who stands up to me and starts problems will not live to see another day, because I will snap the neck of anyone who even comes near me." I looked straight in the captain's eye. "That day, I could have snapped the necks of at least ten inmates, and I didn't, and now they are living their lives out here because I was a nice guy. The inmate that was huffing and puffing at me in the yard was one of them. They'll never get that second chance. I like you. I don't think you want me on your shift anymore. Not unless you want to supply me with twenty body bags every time I work for you."

I never got called back to first shift again. The COs realized everywhere I went, an inmate would challenge me to establish his own legendary status, because he would be the guy who avenged all the repressed inmates, so they stopped forcing me into overtime every day.

They separated Pete and me, as if pairing us up that night caused the whole riot. We did get to work together one more time. They put us in the truck outside the prison to control the perimeter and look for escapees. It was the only place where killing inmates was encouraged because of their "no-escape policy." Except for being in the towers to look for escapees to shoot, patrolling the perimeter was one of my favorite jobs in that shit hole. It was relaxing, and it was nice to have the chance to talk with my friend again.

"So, Gallagher," Pete started the conversation. "Where the fuck did you learn to fight like that?"

I laughed, flashing my light around the wall of the fourth quadrant as he drove the truck slowly around the perimeter. "The Bronx. Some martial arts. It was no different than a gang fight, except the inmates fight like pussies."

Pete laughed a short laugh and nodded. We shined the flashlight at one of the checkpoints. "You know," he said, "we received hand-to-hand combat training and weapons training in the Marines. When we saw action, I had my brothers around me, we had each other's backs, and a shit-load of guns and ammo. I don't think I want to be here anymore. Most of the other officers said I was lucky I was with you, because they would have fought their way to a cell and left me for dead."

I nodded.

"Besides, Lisa wants me to quit."

"So does my Dad."

"Why don't you?"

"Because I need the money."

"Are they giving you as hard of a time as they're giving me?"

"Yeah, but I don't give a shit."

Pete laughed. "Yeah, neither do I."

"Well, we survived twelve hours with those animals. Do they really think they are going to break me with their petty-anti shit? It's real simple. If they put me in CCU, they'll just need a lot of body bags."

Pete laughed again. "Yeah, same here."

Pete stopped the truck. He looked straight ahead into the night. "I think I'm going to do it. I'm going to quit."

I nodded. "What will you do?"

"I don't know. Maybe I'll buy into one of those seminar deals. Sell my house, buy an RV, and travel the country doing seminars."

I smiled. "Seminars on what?"

"I don't know," he said. We laughed. "Anything. Life. Surviving. Being a better person."

"That sounds great."

"Yep. Just me and Lisa, hitting the open road."

We stared into the dark. "You know," Pete said, "with all my training, they couldn't have prepared me for what they said. I never had a guy tell me he was going to rape me." It still upset him, looking as shaken as he did when the inmates threatened us.

"Well, they didn't," I said.

"Thanks to you."

"Pete, I'm good, but I don't think I could have handled over a hundred men by myself. You saved me too."

That was the last time I got to see Pete. I had asked the CO what happened to him. They said he got transferred. Some time later, I heard a rumor that he got called for duty and was killed in a helicopter crash in a training exercise.

After that, the CO who hated my guts finally managed to set me up and fire me. I heard the words angry, crazy, and psycho a lot. Maybe I did have PTSD. Maybe I was a bit angry. I guess I flipped off too many commanding officers. I didn't think my actions were all that outrageous. It's not like I snapped anyone's neck or anything, and I didn't lock them in with over a hundred inmates for twelve hours.

I wish I could have stayed friends with Pete. It's hard, having a friend, and all you can see is the pain in his eyes because your face reminds him of the worst day in his life, so I never sought him out. I never chased down the truth of the rumor, that he died. I just hope with my heart it's not true.

Even now, after years have passed, I don't like talking about the riot. It's more than those horrible feelings when I realized I was going to be locked in and I was powerless to stop it, or the overwhelming emotions felt when I heard the click of the final door unlocking. When I talk about it too much, the nightmare moves to the front of my eyes, and I have to fight through it all over again. Most of all, when my eyes well up with tears, it's because I miss my friend Pete.

He saved my life too. When I think of the possibility that he died in a helicopter crash, I'm even sadder. To make myself feel better, I imagine instead he and his wife are living out of a beautiful RV, only the open road to answer to, standing in front of crowds of people and doing seminars to help people feel better about themselves. I feel happier, imagining that he is alive somewhere in the world, living out his dreams, and making the world a better place just because he's in it.

Dr. Jack Gallagher is a featured character in my upcoming novel, Inside Dweller: Book I: Genesis.

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Chrissy devoured her men

in bites of delight,

sometimes she liked chocolate

and other times white.

She’d tire of her man

and go on to another

but no one could tell her

she had too many lovers.

The gents were for all seasons

and reasons, of course,

she liked them virile

but not too dumb,

she might want to talk

when lovemaking was done.

She turned on to men

who were strong and tall,

talented in bed

with tricks up their sleeve.

But sometimes, she wanted

an athletic man

who could twist and turn

like a Gumby.

For a change

in her lineup,

she wanted cerebral,

figuring her taxes

with pockets of money

to pay all her bills.

She went through

so many,

then tossed them aside.

She knew in her heart,

the names had changed

but they were all the same

and she had to acknowledge

that she was to blame

because she believed

she also was the same.